Category Archives for awesomeness
Thoughtful Reality.
When I was younger – I used to think that there were certain things that were considered “relationship requirements”. One of the requirements was jewelry. Fine jewelry. Lavish things that do not have price tags on them because they are … Continue reading
Naked Disappointment
I really really hate Myspace. I was looking for this one blog I posted years ago that I wrote to Matthew McConaughey. It was pornographic and dirty and awesome. I wanted to post it in place of a blog that … Continue reading
Honest Tuesdays: Miss You Much
Myspace sucks now. I went to log in to look for a specific blog I wrote eleventy million years ago and I swear to fuck my eyes hurt trying to navigate through all of the useless crap on the “homepage” … Continue reading
From This to That
Dear Monday, Fuck off. Love, Courtni I hate Monday’s. Like really really really hate them. I think that Sunday should have an extra 3-4 hours in the day because Sunday’s … which happens to be my favorite day of the … Continue reading
Wasabi
I hate wasabi. I have tried really hard to like it. On almonds, on dried peas in asian trail mix … and I really just do not like it. I feel like it is something that I should like. An … Continue reading
Honest Tuesdays: My Happy Place(s)
“You need to close your eyes and find your happy place …” In the interest of my unhappiness … that sentence is the best advice that I could have ever not asked for … but received anyway. Every day since … Continue reading
Fishy Compliments
So I didn’t try fish in February. I will however, be extending February 1 extra day and trying it tonight for dinner because I make the rules of my life up as I go. (neener neener.) Yeah yeah yeah … … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah bitches! It is that time again. Dig deep. Find that one cunt that made your skin crawl, and tell her about herself right here. You will feel better, I will get a good laugh … and … you … Continue reading
People Are Friggen Crazy-Town
I have already stated several times in my life, in this blog and to myself (yes I talk to myself) I am a magnet for stupid people. I think I might also be becoming a magnet for teh crazies. What? … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
You bitches know what time it is. It is Open Letter motherfucking FRIDAY! Dear CuntBitch, Really? I could see all of your tattoos on your arms. But you wanna talk about the tiny one on my chest …oh wait, that’s … Continue reading

