Category Archives for Current Events
I Lo(athe)ve the Nightlife …
You are lucky that I love and miss you people. I wasn’t gonna. I am getting sick and I got to drive to Bellingham 2 times in 36 hours which is ALWAYS awesome. /sarcasm Regardless, it is gonna be short … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
Every week – we meet here and “dafohkja[epwerjit go[fagfndgoae”. Usually (at least in my case anyway) it is negative fuckyou word vomit. Wouldn’t it be nice if this week … it was all smooshy and lovey??!? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fuck that. I … Continue reading
Was I Talking To You?!
I have been supposed to write a blog for like an hour but instead I was stressing about this project I am committed to and it’s not perfect … and I was also obsessing over this new website full of … Continue reading
Naked Disappointment
I really really hate Myspace. I was looking for this one blog I posted years ago that I wrote to Matthew McConaughey. It was pornographic and dirty and awesome. I wanted to post it in place of a blog that … Continue reading
Choose Your Own Adventure
When I was little – I used to close my eyes and imagine myself directly into the pages of my most favorite books. The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe The Secret Garden Tallahassee Higgins Summer Sisters Babysitters Club (shutup … Continue reading
From This to That
Dear Monday, Fuck off. Love, Courtni I hate Monday’s. Like really really really hate them. I think that Sunday should have an extra 3-4 hours in the day because Sunday’s … which happens to be my favorite day of the … Continue reading
“Talk” To Me.
Oh man. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. Xavier is a budding little ball of testosterone. Pretty soon he is gonna have hair on his balls and he is gonna talk with a deeper voice and he is going to have a girlfriend and … Continue reading
Fishy Compliments
So I didn’t try fish in February. I will however, be extending February 1 extra day and trying it tonight for dinner because I make the rules of my life up as I go. (neener neener.) Yeah yeah yeah … … Continue reading
StereoNotMyType
So I was thrifting with Tarable on Saturday. We drive to B-Ham every other weekend for reasons that are not important to this blog and we have been passing a Goodwill at about the halfway point. I keep “planning on” … Continue reading
People Are Friggen Crazy-Town
I have already stated several times in my life, in this blog and to myself (yes I talk to myself) I am a magnet for stupid people. I think I might also be becoming a magnet for teh crazies. What? … Continue reading
