Category Archives for Out of Wicked’s Mouth
These Boots Are Made For Walkin’
Remind me to bring my book to work with me from now on. Text and email work great if you happen to think about it randomly. Given the current situation, I don’t really foresee any outings on my kick ass … Continue reading
Red Wine =
Yes. I am writing a blog about my love of red wine. How it is love in my mouth. How, when it hits my lips I smile. Am I a drunk? Sometimes. Must I have it in my mouth at … Continue reading
‘Scuse Me … I Just Vomited In This Blog.
Today is as good a day as any to write a blog about things that have been 1) happening 2) not happening and 3) wandering around my thoughts like a transient. Can you picture a transient with their backpack-on-a-stick in … Continue reading
All Over The Place OR Too Much Coffee
I had too much coffee today. It is 11:40pm and I am still “blahblahblahblahblah” as if it were 5 in the evening. Fuck. This is gonna be all over the place. Sorry in advance. I also feel like yelling. Yelling … Continue reading
The Bitch is Back Or A Catsup Blog
Yup. I said it. I have my ammo locked and loaded. It has been months since I was able or inspired to write every day and now I am ready. I see that I had some fair-weather readers … my … Continue reading
Kinda Like Egg Beaters … But Not.
I have words that are favorite words. For instance, the word “Dickbeater”. Who knows what a dickbeater is? Lemme draw you a picture. (No really I am drawing it.) Damn. I should win an award for this illustration. A dickbeater … Continue reading
Whatever Happened to Wednesday’s: Having a Ballsack
Welcome to WHtW! Today I am gonna completely hypothetically and generally specifically rant about people who don’t have ballsacks. Women and men alike who lack the sack o’ ball. So whatever happened to them? Seriously? It seems like people are … Continue reading
TMIThursday’s: Masturbation 101 by Dr. Dumbass
Welcome to yet another TMIT! Miss Lilu is the founder of the awesome awfulness … so go show her and all of the other TMIT contributors some pukeinyourmouth trainwreckyoucantturnaway love. This was a blog that I wrote awhile back as … Continue reading
Shit and Stuff and Things
Welcome to a new week. I would say “Happy Monday” but fuck that. Idontwanna. I hosted my grand opening Tupperware party this weekend! A big fat shout out to the ladies who came and supported me in trying something new. … Continue reading
God Don’t Like Stupid
I really really R E A L L Y fucking hate stupid people. Like, really. I have said it before and I will say it again. I am convinced that I was put on this earth to deal with fucking … Continue reading
