Category Archives for Parenting
The Sweetest Gift
“We are all going to die at some point, Xavier.” A random conversation about Cancer and death happened in my kitchen the other night with my 11 year old. He looked at me, silently for a second, processed what I … Continue reading
Mom’s Mean, Huh?!
I love messing with my son. I happen to think that it is probably one of the best things about parenting and I cannot wait until Charli is old enough to get it. Because I am gonna fuuuuuuuuu u u … Continue reading
Listen Here, MiniMe
Charli is a trip. She likes lemons. She will eat anything off of the cutting board, but if you put it in her food … she doesn’t want it. What a weirdo. She is interested on how things grow. She … Continue reading
Honest Tuesdays: My Happy Place(s)
“You need to close your eyes and find your happy place …” In the interest of my unhappiness … that sentence is the best advice that I could have ever not asked for … but received anyway. Every day since … Continue reading
“Talk” To Me.
Oh man. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. Xavier is a budding little ball of testosterone. Pretty soon he is gonna have hair on his balls and he is gonna talk with a deeper voice and he is going to have a girlfriend and … Continue reading
Goals, Etc.
In December, I set a goal for this year. Not a resolution. A goal. It is a goal to push myself to try new things. At least 1 new thing every single month for 12 months. My plan is then … Continue reading
Costumeless = No Candy For You.
I think that it is tacky and rude to send your kids out trick or treating with no costume. I am almost positive that I wrote about this last year and the year before that but I don’t care. When … Continue reading
Here is an Open Letter for You
I have had a crazy week. I have not sold anything pretty much all week so I am kinda in a mood. With that said, you get no eye candy. What you do get is my open letters and the … Continue reading
‘Scuse Me … I Just Vomited In This Blog.
Today is as good a day as any to write a blog about things that have been 1) happening 2) not happening and 3) wandering around my thoughts like a transient. Can you picture a transient with their backpack-on-a-stick in … Continue reading
Petty FTW!
Apparently, I am petty. ) I am perfectly okay with it when it is an innocent pettiness. Not sure what I mean? Last night, D and I were in discussion about seriousness and shit. (i.e.) Me : “turn that mothereffing … Continue reading
