Category Archives for Parenting
Good News Is … well … Good News
Annnnnnnnnnd Hello. So I am always blogging about Xavier when he is in trouble. Today it is different. Today, there was good news on the other end of my phone. Usually, this is the phone conversation: RingRing Me: “This is … Continue reading
The Cutest Thing EVAH.
Happy Thursday! So last week, I realized that I was late to the blog-party … and Ms. Lilu brought our beloved TMIThursday to an end. Maybe if I read more blogs more often I would have been eased into this … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
It is Friday. Who is fucking STOKED? It is what it says: Dear Owner 1, Really? You don’t want to enhance your ownership because of the Icelandic Volcano eruption?! Because it is going to cause economical chaos? Please. Just admit … Continue reading
You CAN Teach an Old Wicked New Tricks, Etc.
Happy Monday! It is a new week … a new month … a new quarter. I have a new car. Did you hear me people?! I HAVE A NEW CAR! Well. New to me. It is a 2006 Mazda 3. … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
It is Friday … you know the drill. Purge your week out in open letter forum so you can go and enjoy your weekend. Without further ado … ——————————————————————————————————— Dear You, I cannot fucking STAND you. You don’t even know. … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
It is Friday … you know the drill. Purge your week out in open letter forum so you can go and enjoy your weekend. To be honest, I am posting this Friday’s blog out of pure obligation. Although, the weekly … Continue reading
YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
Jesus I am elated that the weekend is upon us. WOOOOOOOOOOOO! So, without further ado … It is time for some motherfucking open letters. First, we have a guest letter: Dear Penis that thinks something happened, My vagina is wondering … Continue reading
Attitude Schmatitude
Hellooooooo o o o Monday! Hello new month! Hello friends! First and foremost, check out the new links on my side bar. There are new Buy Stuff links and a couple of new blog links. So there is a great … Continue reading
Whatever Happened to Wednesday’s: My 9 Year Old
Welcome to Whatever Happened to Wednesday’s! Don’t worry, my child is not literally missing. Figuratively though … I cannot for the life of me find him anywhere. Let me explain. Since the bringagoddamnpornomagtoschoolandgiveittohisfriend incident, Xavier has continued to act a … Continue reading
Whatever Happened to Wednesday’s: Knowing Your Place
Welcome to Whatever Happened to Wednesday’s! This week is about a little thing called “Knowing Your Place.” Ever heard of it? I know I have. Some people have never in their lives heard of it. Wanna know how I know?! … Continue reading
